LAWAK..hua hua hua

1.

Seekor anak nyamuk kembali selepas menyelesaikan penerbangan pertamanya...

Ayah nyamuk bertanya bagaimana perasaannya melalui saat penerbangan pertamanya melihat dunia...

"Saya begitu teruja dan gembira kerana semua orang bertepuk bila menerima kehadiran saya..."

2. Seorang abang mengambil air wuduhuk, selepas itu ada seekor kucing usap di kakinya.

Abang: Allah batal air sembahyang aku!

Adik: Apsal pulak.

Abang: Terpegang kucing.

Adik: Mana batallah abang ni.
Abang: Batallah..

Adik: Kenapa pulak batal pulak?

Abang: Kucing betina.. (Jawabnya selamba)


3. Seorang lelaki telah menginap di sebuah hotel di KL. Terdapat sebuah komputer di dalam bilik hotel itu. Dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar e-mail kepada isterinya.

Malangnya, dia telah tersalah taip alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa mengetahui kesilapan itu, dia pun terus menghantar e-mail tersebut. Di sebuah rumah di Kedah pula, seorang janda baru sampai ke rumahnya selepas pulang daripada majlis pengebumian suaminya. Janda tersebut mengambil keputusan untuk menyemak e-mailnya untuk melihat sekiranya terdapat mesej daripada saudara-mara dan teman-temannya. Selepas membaca e-mail pertama itu si janda tersebut pun pengsan. Anak lelaki janda tersebut pun bergegas ke bilik ibunya dan mendapati ibunya terlentang di lantai dan dia pun membaca mesej di dalam skrin komputer:


To : Isteri kesayanganku
Date : 16 May 2002

Subject : Abang telah selamat sampai

Abang tahu Sayang pasti akan terkejut dengan kehadiran mesej ini. Mereka telah menyediakan komputer di sini pada ketika ini dan kita boleh menghantar e-mail kepada sesiapa sahaja terutama insan kesayangan kita.

Abang telah selamat sampai dan telah menginap dengan aman di sini. Abang lihat semuanya telah di sediakan di sini untuk kedatanganmu pada hari esok.Semoga berjumpa denganmu nanti, Sayang. Abang harap perjalananmu ke sini nanti lebih bermakna seperti apa yang telah Abang lalui ketika ini.



4. JENIS-JENIS MOTOR

Motor paling moden - Modenas
Motor ada hon - Honda
Motor paling best - Suzuki Best
Motor paling bahaya - Honda Hurricane
Motor untuk ahli sukan - Yamaha Sport
Motor paling elegan - Modenas Elegent
Motor yang ego - Yamaha Egos
Motor yang asyik menang - Modenas Jaguh
Motor paling tajam - Honda Blade
Motor untuk menteri - Yamaha Pasola
Motor untuk VIP - Modenas Elit
Motor Red Indian - Tomahawk
Motok reksasa - Ducatti Monster
Motor pandai karete - Kawasaki Ninja
Motor ade class - EX5 Class
Motor satu class - EX5 Class 1
Motor macam terminator - Eliminator
Motor bersayap emas - Goldwing
Motor paling lama - Yamaha Lagenda
Motor atas air - Motobot
Motor muat dalam poket - Motorola

My Favourite Music Video

Lee Hyori
U-Go-Girl lyrics

Ya'LL Know What This Is!
Yeah! It's The Princess Lee-Hyo-Ri
She's Back! Yeah! Two Double-O Eight!
Be Ready! Hey Girl!
Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl
De Le De Le That That That Girl
Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl Baby Baby Baby Baby Girl

Say What!

O neur eun tto eo tteon os eur ib eo ya hil ji
Meo ri neun tto eo tteoh ge man jyeo ya joh eul ji
I geon eo tteo ni tto jeo geon eo tteo ni go min ho min ha ji ma girl
O neur eun tto eo teon mar eur hae ya ha neun ji eo tteoh ge nae mam eur jeon hae ya joh eun ji
I geon eo tteo ni tto heo geon eo tteo ni go min go mmin ha ji ma

Girl Hey U-Go-Girl De Le De Le That That That Girl

Girl Hey U-Go-Girl Baby Baby Baby Baby Girl

(Girl) I je bu teo sol jik hage (girl) I je bu teo dang dang hae ge
Neo ui mam eur bo yeo jwo ba ro I sun gan ji geum I sun gan Tonight
(Girl) ga kkeum ssig eun dal kom ha ge (girl) ga kkeun ssig eun gang ryeol ha ge
Neo ui mam eur bo yeo jwo ba ro I sun gan ji geum I sun game tonight

Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl

De Le De Le That That That Girl

Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl Baby Baby Baby Baby Girl

U-HA! o neur eun tto eo jjeon il lo na reur bu reu ji hok si na tto mu seun ir I saeng gin geon ji
I geor eo jjeo ji jeo geor eo jjeo go min go min ha ji ma Girl
Geu sa ram do joh a hal kka ma eum jor I myeo
Jue meo ni sog jag eun dong jeon ha na kkeo nae seo
Ap myeon I na ol ji dwit myeon I na ol ji go min go min ha ji ma Girl

Girl Hey U-Go-Girl De Le De Le That That That Girl

Girl Hey U-Go-Girl Baby Baby Baby Baby Girl

(Girl I je bu teo sol jik ha ge (girl) I je bu teo dang dang ha ge
Neo ui mam eur bo yeo jwo ba ro I sun gan ji geum I sun gan tonight
(Girl) ga kkeum ssig eun dal kom ha ge(girl) ga kkeum ssig eun gang ryeol ha ge
Neo ui mam eur bo yeo jwo ba ro I sun gan ji geum I sun gan Tonight

~ PHONE THING ~
Ay Hyori!
What's Up?
What you been doin'?
Why?
Lets roll baby
Um, okay.

~dance~

Crazy Night! Dance All Night!
Let Me Take U Home Tonight!
It's All Right! Hey Girl Party Tonight! (Party Tonight! )
Crazy Night! Dance All Night!
Let Me Take U Home Tonight!
It's All Right! Hey Girl Party Tonight! (Party Tonight! )

Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl
De Le De Le That That That Girl

Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl Baby Baby Baby Baby Girl
Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl
De Le De Le That That That Girl

Girl Girl Hey U-Go-Girl Baby Baby Baby Baby Girl
I Like That That That Girl & Let Me SeeYa
Bring It Back Back Back Girl (OK! )
I Like That That That Girl & Let Me SeeYa
Bring It Back Back Back Girl (One More Time Baby! )
I Like That That That Girl & Let Me SeeYa
Bring It Back Back Back Girl (OK! )
I Like That That That Girl & Let Me SeeYa
Bring It Back Back Back Girl (Girl! )

Ne-yo One In A Million

Jet setter
Go getter
Nothing better
Call me Mr. been there done that
Top model chick to your every day hood rat
Less than all but more than a few
But I've never met one like you

Been all over the world
Done a little bit of everything
Little bit of everywhere
With a little bit of everyone
All the girls I've been with
Things I've seen it takes much to impress
But sure enough you go it makes your soul stand up from all the rest

I can be in love
But I just don't know
Baby one thing is for certain
Whatever you do it's working
All the girls don't matter
In your presence can't do what you do
There's a million girls around but I don't see no one but you

Girl you're so one in a million
You are
Baby you're the best I ever had
Best I ever had
And I'm certain that
There ain't nothing better
No there ain't nothing better than this

You're not a regular girl
You don't give a damn about your look
Talking about I can't do it for you
But you can do it for yourself
Even though that ain't so
Baby cause my dough don't know how to end
But that independent thing I'm with it
All we do is win baby

I could be in love
But I just don't know
Baby one thing is for certain

Whatever you do it's working
All the girls don't matter
In your presence can't do what you do
There's a million girls around but I don't see no one but you

Baby you're so one in a million
You are
Baby you're the best I ever had
Best I ever had
And I'm certain that
There ain't nothing better
No there ain't nothing better than this
Girl you're so one in a million
You are
Baby you're the best I ever had
Best I ever had
And I'm certain that
There ain't nothing better
No there ain't nothing better than this

Timing girl
Only one in the world
Just one of a kind
She mine

Ooh all that I can think about is what this thing could be
A future baby
Baby you're one of a kind
That means that you're the only one for me
Only one for me
Baby (girl) you're so one in a million
You are
Baby you're the best I ever had
Best I ever had
And I'm certain that
There ain't nothing better
No there ain't nothing better than this
Girl you're so one in a million
You are
Baby you're the best I ever had
Best I ever had
And I'm certain that
There ain't nothing better
No there ain't nothing better than this

::Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha:: ^_^

Salam,

hari ini 16 nov 2010, esok ialah raya aidiladha..mlm ni nk balik kg kt pontian, johor..xsabarnye tggu esok pg..kompom la tgk lembu kene sembelih..

cian lembu tu tp aku tpakse relakan sbb aku suke sup tulang, sup gearbox..ohhhh..my faveret..

kompom pg esok mesti ade mcm2 juadah ni..xsbrnye..sy suke makan...!!!!

ape2 pun aku nk ucapkan SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA....

About Make - Up

Simple Home made make up tips :

1.) Before starting your makeup you should clean your face thoroughly. Use your soap or face wash gel to wash your face.

2.) After washing dry your face with a soft towel.

3.) Cleanse your face using some gentle cleansers. By cleansing your face you can remove the dead skin cells from the surface of the skin and it helps to clean the dirt deep inside the pores. But while selecting a cleanser you have to be very careful. Go for gentle facial cleansers that are suitable for all skin types.

4.) After cleansing wash your face with water and dry your face.

5.) Apply a suitable toner. Opt astringent toner to close your pores which normally opens after cleansing. Apply little amount of toner to the cotton sponge and rub evenly on your face. Leave it until pat dry.

6.) When the skin is cool and moist apply a gentle moisturizer which is suitable for your skin type. For example if your skin is oily use oil free moisturizer. Moisturizer helps to keep your face hydrate and moist.

7.) If you are using any eye cream apply that first.

8.) If you have any issues in your face like dark spots, age spots, acne mark, or hyper pigmentation you can use a concealer. But concealer should be a lighter shade than your foundation. Select a concealer that suits the color of your foundation.

9.) Now apply foundation. There are two types of foundation one is liquid type and one is cream type. You can select the one which will work best for your skin type. The women with dry skin can go for cream foundation. Be careful while selecting the color of the foundation that will match your skin tone. Take little foundation in your finger tips and apply in your forehead, chin, cheeks and nose carefully and blend it evenly in your face or you can use sponge to blend.

10.) Use powder. Powder is not only useful for coating but also helps to set the concealer and foundation. It also helps the foundation and concealer to stand longer. You can use pressed or loose powder as per your convenience. But give a even finish you can also use a brush to apply powder evenly.

11.) You have to start with eye shadows for your eyes. Select a perfect eye shadow which matches your skin tone and dress. Take a soft eye shadow brush and wipe it lightly in the one which you have selected and gently sweep on your eyelids.

12.) The next step is to apply eyeliner. Now we can get a eyeliner with a thin brush that is more convenient to use and give a good finish.

13.) Next after applying the eyeliner is to apply the mascara to the upper and lower lashes. You can get mascaras in all shades. But black is the color that suits everyone and all types & colors of dresses.

14.) Blush your cheeks it is much important. It makes your cheeks and your face bright. Select a natural color or light color like the color of your palm to blush your face.

15.) As final steps of your makeup process we are going to finish it off with the lips. While selecting a lipstick we should be careful that the lipstick should suite the skin makeup, your outfit and your skin tone. Use lip gloss it helps to protect your lips soft and to give a shining finish to your lips.

16.) It you need apply a lip liner suitable for your lipstick after applying the lip gloss. But use a lip liner if your lips are thin.

Trip Around Terengganu

Salam 1 Malaysia semua..

dari minggu lepas nk kongsi cerita ms pergi holiday during chinese new year lepas..aku n family include my brother in law n dont foget my beloved also join..

antara tempat yg kita org singgah :

1. Teluk Chempedak
2. Homestay Pak Yem - Baserah
3. Air Terjun Sekayu
4. Tasik Kenyir
5. Pasar Payang

so jp lg aku cite ttg setiap place ni ye bserta gambar..so happening..happy sgt2

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